Ivan Stang
Rev. Ivan Stang has (and sells) a Doktorate in the Forbidden Sciences from Dobbstown University, a Malaysian bastion of kookademia. He is the author of The Book of the SubGenius, High Weirdness by Mail, Three Fisted Tales of "Bob", and Revelation X, director of "ARISE!" and numerous award winning animated films, and a touring SubGenius preacher. His syndicated radio show, The Hour of Slack, just reached its 1000th episode after 20 years on the air.
Bulldada, Excremeditation,Acubeating and Stuporstition -- Your SubGenius Heritage
Decide for yourself how you're going to get screwed. Some ways are fun. Therapeutic Mind-Letting in the service of "SURREAVOLUTION" will be explained, including a look at computer design of Contrivative Theologies in the New Wage. Procrastinationals will enjoy The Psychodynamics of Abonormality, one of many Frenzy Techniques to be demonstrated. Communionication with the Xists (spirit entities on Plane Nine) will be attempted using the audience as bait. Learn how to borrow money from other people who don't have any either.