The Thing in the Woods will be whatever you make it, or don’t. Bring your musical instruments, or don’t bother. Bring food and drink to share at the Saturday Night Pot Luck in the Lounge, help yourself to free coffee and cake there at breakfast or anytime, or go eat by yourself. Check out the mind machine set-up we’ll provide, or give it a miss. We’ll show videotapes on a big screen projector, including footage from past events; check ’em out or skip ’em. Offer your own class, workshop or ceremony, or just plain slack off. Have a nice day, or just forget it.

(I mean, who are WE to tell you what to do?)